The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 94 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.239 billion NSC Puppet 94ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 94ian economy, worth 905 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,082 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, small shoes often wash up on the beach, new treatments are rejected if they cannot be explained using only one-syllable words, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 94's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

NSC Puppet 94 is ranked 277,899^th in the world and 2,147^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 31.88 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.